the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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