Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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