Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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