we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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