I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Randomize
