People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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