is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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