People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
