why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
But theres a keg here and me gusta
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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