Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
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