honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
