I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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