Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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