your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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