: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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