Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Randomize