from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
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