2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
