Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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