Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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