i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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