i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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