so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Randomize
