just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Someone signed my nipple.
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