nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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