i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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