One girl and one boy is just not enough.
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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