I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
birth control should be required to get into college
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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