Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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