I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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