First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
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