I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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