Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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