Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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