So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
soo... how was my night?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Randomize
