She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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