Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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