So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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