If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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