We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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