his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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