you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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