Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Randomize
