Need sex. Gaining weight.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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