but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
We had sex on a dog bed..
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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