I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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