you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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