can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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