Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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