fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
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