It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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