White coat. Heels.
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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