so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
Randomize
