nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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