We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
only if we run a train.
done.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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