I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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